Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, on the last day of our vacation with my boyfriend's family, I'm crying alone under a tree because he refuses to talk to me because I got mad he didn't want to do anything with me, but did those same things with his family. He went out of his way to do all the things I wanted to do, but without me. FML
Today, my son got back from his solo holiday in Hawaii. I asked him what he did. Apparently, he sat in his suite for 2 weeks, watching shit on his laptop. He spent thousands of pounds, flew thousands of miles to one of the nicest islands in the world, all to stay in his room. He could have done that here. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can't swim and we are about to go on a romantic holiday to Zanzibar where all our excursions include water-based activities. His solution is that I just go do them all by myself. FML
Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML
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rinnychan 2
You've been together over a year and you didn't know that he hates the outdoors? I gotta say YDI.
flipper_fml 0
He seems like a jerk...any normal person would at least try to enjoy themselves when the significant other put in that much effort. Sorry, that sucks! On the upside you are in Hawaii!
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toodrunc2no 0
how could someone hate hawaii? communication issues or not thats a shitload of time and money to spend on someone who is so unappreciative. even if he doesn't like the outdoors he should make an effort to not be such a whiny bitch and pout in the hotel room. tell him to grow a set and i'll pay to switch places... im in florida and its been raining for three days and i can't go outside (well it wouldn't be as enjoyable). while your at the bar buy some other guy a drink then bring him back to your room, i'm sure your boyfriend will want to go outside then :)
reallytruly 0
hating the outdoors does not make someone hate hawaii. someone might hate hiking and inclement weather and wild animals, or the inconveniences of camping...but who hates perfect beaches, tropical flowers, and a consistent seventy degrees? i know alot of people who aren't outdoorsy that love hawaii... sorry, just felt the need to defend the OP, there was no way to anticipate that ANYONE would hate hawaii...actually, i would only even think of that if they were the type who were into really rugged outdoors stuff...
hidetolove 0
you deserved that. and what the **** were you thinking buying a ******* plane ticket after a year? I have been with my boyfriend for over 3 years and I wouldn't do that
Eiotlrd 0
DUMP HIM!!! RIGHT THERE IN HAWII, while you can still hook up with someone out of revenge.
QueenOfMelodrama 0
First off, you deserve it for surprising him. Especially with something that big. This is exactly why I hate surprises. People surprise you with something you're NOT happy about and expect you to be grateful. Second, you kind of deserve it for not knowing that's not something he'd enjoy after A YEAR. I'm not saying what you did wasn't extremely nice. But that's the kind of thing you should know about your partner, and it's the kind of thing that you don't surprise people with.
Kuroftw 0
How did you not know that? YDI
takran 0
YDI for not knowing that, but whatthefuck kind of guy is that anti-outdoors? Sounds like you'll have a thrilling life together sitting inside. FYL for dating a vampire.
RuralNinja 0
How do you not know he hates the outdoors after one year? The whole thing is completely your fault.
xOJuicyBabe10 0
What a douchebaq !
lowgurl 0
wow. don't listen to any of the people who are blaming you for this. your boyfriend is an asshole, i'm sorry. even if he does hate the outdoors, he should appreciate all the money you spent on him and try to have fun with you. damn what a selfish, unappreciative bastard. if i were you i'd end it. or at least not talk to him for a hell of a long time until he apologized.