Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, I had to cancel a plane ticket to a friend's wedding, because first he gave me the wrong date, after which his fiancée cut me from the guests because of Covid safety. Instead of paying $600 to be in the ceremony, I'm paying $400 to not go anywhere because the ticket could only be partially refunded. FML
Today, I found out the time I'd requested off for a trip in 2 months, that my boss said that I could go on, wasn't fully processed, just in case he decided I couldn't go. He told me the second part after I'd bought no refund tickets for shows for both me and my girlfriend. FML
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
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Top comments
LeonKennedy45 10
Glad you dumped his ass.
coried91 28
That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.
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Comments (248)
itsmichellebitch 16
take a friend and show that asshole you don't need him.
08zw 19
One way to look at it: You can make somebody very happy with that extra ticket. But I do have to say, Quidditch tournaments are very important.
gntfmlingnow 12
... I had no idea Quiddich was an actual thing
dragonrider1959 18
It was made into a real sport
sunworshiper 10
Go with one of your friends, take loads of pictures and show him how you can have a better time without him. Make sure to take some pictures with hot bartenders!
Mech1989 13
What a complete douche. The things people say to hurt someone is absolutely horrible. I'm sorry OP, You're better off without his hateful ass.
olpally 33
Really?? What a loser! His loss!
Orhugs 11
Grab yo SKINNY ass and a bestie and get a tan sweetheart !! Nothing says "******* asshole" like a margarita on the beach :)
andrealovvve 17
Take a friend!
LovesSushi 25
At least it was just a boyfriend and you weren't married... I'm now going to Cancun with my dad for what was supposed to be a one year anniversary trip. Douche canoes!
semper_amo 14
Who would want to play a game instead of going on a trip to Jamaica?!
MansonFTW 5
It's not just any game. It's quidditch.
cottoncandymango 17
You can leave his sorry ass here to get stabbed in the butt with a broom anyway while you can relax and enjoy soaking up the sun at the beach in Jamaica. :) Bring a friend or a family member! You'll still have fun. :)