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Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML

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LeonKennedy45 10

Glad you dumped his ass.

That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.

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take a friend and show that asshole you don't need him.

One way to look at it: You can make somebody very happy with that extra ticket. But I do have to say, Quidditch tournaments are very important.

... I had no idea Quiddich was an actual thing

It was made into a real sport

Go with one of your friends, take loads of pictures and show him how you can have a better time without him. Make sure to take some pictures with hot bartenders!

What a complete douche. The things people say to hurt someone is absolutely horrible. I'm sorry OP, You're better off without his hateful ass.

olpally 33

Really?? What a loser! His loss!

Grab yo SKINNY ass and a bestie and get a tan sweetheart !! Nothing says "******* asshole" like a margarita on the beach :)

andrealovvve 17

Take a friend!

At least it was just a boyfriend and you weren't married... I'm now going to Cancun with my dad for what was supposed to be a one year anniversary trip. Douche canoes!

Who would want to play a game instead of going on a trip to Jamaica?!

It's not just any game. It's quidditch.

cottoncandymango 17

You can leave his sorry ass here to get stabbed in the butt with a broom anyway while you can relax and enjoy soaking up the sun at the beach in Jamaica. :) Bring a friend or a family member! You'll still have fun. :)