Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, I had to cancel a plane ticket to a friend's wedding, because first he gave me the wrong date, after which his fiancée cut me from the guests because of Covid safety. Instead of paying $600 to be in the ceremony, I'm paying $400 to not go anywhere because the ticket could only be partially refunded. FML
Today, I found out the time I'd requested off for a trip in 2 months, that my boss said that I could go on, wasn't fully processed, just in case he decided I couldn't go. He told me the second part after I'd bought no refund tickets for shows for both me and my girlfriend. FML
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
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Top comments
LeonKennedy45 10
Glad you dumped his ass.
coried91 28
That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.
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Comments (248)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I'd go if I were you. You still have the hotel booked right? Go and have fun and maybe get some holiday romance to forget that loser
pedinhuh 23
Why don't you get a friend to go with you instead of him??? And why have you bought plane tickets if you're afraid of flying(I'm assuming that she did it by reading her username)?????
kaitb1103 23
Well...that's terrible and uncalled for. However- his commitment to Quidditch is admirable. Just because its Quidditch.
perdix 31
You should be able to find a new guy to give you his Bludger on the beach. There are legit plumpa humpas and guys that will be temporary plumpa humpas for a free trip to Jamaica. Your boyfriend can stay home and be a beater while some golden snitch informs him that someone else is reaming you in the Caribbean ;)
enty6003 18
YDI for being fat.
ChakatBlackstar 29
I'm torn, because on one hand fyl for dealing with this looser, but on the other hand I feel like you almost deserve it for not realizing he told you a various obvious lie when he said he's playing a made-up game from Harry Potter that requires him to fly around on a magic broomstick.
DrSo 15
Quidditch has been modified to be played on the ground...
DrSo 15
Quidditch has been modified to be played on the ground, so he probably wasn't lying about the game. (ran out of time to edit)
lolo717 17
Take me, OP!!! ;D
youknowimright 5
He didnt want to see his own fat ass in a bikini. Makes sense to me
simsgirlgem 25
make it a girls holiday by taking one of your friends or if you have one a sister that's what I do if a guy rather play a make believe game than be with a girl he's dating
stacieharms 11
Lose weight ? Then maybe he will go
day624 14
Rude much?