Crapper.
Fayetteville, United States
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Worstjob
United States
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Anonymous
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
g_unit
Canada
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Chris
Filthy animal
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Oh dear
Kingstown, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Mark
United States
Job satisfaction
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
Anonymous
United States
Work sucks
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Woody
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Troy, United States
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
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mcruff 12
Middle schoolers are a bunch of *****
coolmike699 26
Every middle school has a Shitler. I remember walking into a bathroom stall once and seeing a turd placed directly on the rim of the toilet bowl once. That's some precision shartshooting there.
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tmj25789 23
Middle school kids are assholes.
theawesomeonee 8
I'm sorry you had to clean up the mess. Those disrespectful spoiled brats definitely need to be taught a lesson.
poopehdoo 9
More like zookeeper.
Viper_Revenge 10
Some one has done this at my middle/senior high every year.....it old and ******* disgusting, we arent 3 anymore...like grow the **** up
writerchic85 26
I'm sorry, but this reminds me of that episode of South Park where someone pooped in the urinal lol
lambda_fml 40
This made me think you work different jobs on other days. Today, I am a janitor in a middle school, tomorrow a doctor in the general hospital.
EdLikesTheBed 4
OP Here. Decided to make a profile to reply. Since that incident and me shutting bathroom down early for a whole week the boys have been great. Now if only the girls would stop leaving their pads on the floor... And yes, my occupation changes daily based on stereotypical jobs someone that's Hispanic would have. Tomorrow I shall be mowing lawns.
Juls464 10
NC represent
cuz803 46
Report that to the school principal to find the little shit that did that
simpdude 4
Always knew janitors were underpaid.