Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date. I've discussed the fact I like to date older men, but she thought it was clever to send a 63-year-old to my house to, "Netflix And Chill." FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML
Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
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arkumx 3
if you get paid would that be prostitution?
flybye 0
At least he didn't try to pressure you into anything but playing with legos. Maybe on the next date you can take it to the next level: watching cartoons together!
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flybye 0
At least he didn't try to pressure you into anything but playing with legos. Maybe on the next date you can take it to the next level: watching cartoons together!
WallyTheWombat 0
OP should get the kid to leave legos on the floor so her friend can step on them. Hurts like a BITCHHHH!!
sarcdude 3
Specially when you step on the sharp end of the bricks... lord help you.
LiLCarlson 3
Actually, babysitting maybe a nicer way to spend the evening than going on a blind date, especially considering what random assholes you could have got. Still, I can understand you hate your friend now xD
underguarded 20
lol
macskapingvin 0
Wait 14 years, and you've got yourself a nice young toyboy!
TropicalTulipz 0
boytoy??
CrimsonWolf1294 0
haha then OP would be 33. can you say cougarrr?
wittyme 0
lmao
Inhumanfrost 0
Eww cougar!
Doortje 30
Age is nothing but a number!
nathan5 0
The law is nothing but a guideline!
Doortje 30
That's right, the law is for ******* :D
hghiPigh 0
youz a losah!
perdix 31
On the bright side, losing your virginity to him won't be painful and you can't get pregnant. He might be the perfect starter package for you. ;)
ZeeBest86 6
That's wrong in so many levels. Go dig yourself a hole and stay there until you've realized where you ****** up in that comment.
DocBastard 40
Yeah, we can't assume that everyone knows the regulars' habits. ZeeBest, perdix has the morals of a serial killer and the sense of humour of a schizophrenic psychopath. Keep that in mind when you read his comments and they will make a lot more sense.
perdix 31
I'm sorry, ZeeBest. Most 4-year-old boys think girls are gross, so if he rejected her, it wouldn't be personal. I did like girls when I was 4 and I remember being hot for my pretty babysitters. However, I don't know what I would have done if one of them accepted my advances.
islandz 0
haha
reaver24 0
mark up another win for ****** up comment of the day perdix :D
MassEffectNerd 0
aww he sounds like a keeper. if it werent for those damn laws on pedophilia you could get married.