Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML
Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I managed to lose a 3XL fleece jacket in my house, which had my wallet and car keys in it. I had the pleasure of explaining this to my boss when I had to call in, after everyone I called did not respond. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, I got let go from my job, because my personal cell phone doesn't always have signal, so I missed an important call from work. My contract specifically said I'd get a work phone, which never happened. FML
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d347hm4n 0
Unlucky mate, and the boss will never believe you either >.
piderman13 0
yea umm... YDI for not taking better care of $100
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Comments (50)
nacarlson 0
Who the hell finds $100 and doesn't even try to figure out who it belongs to? Your boss is an ass.
chocolatenumnums 0
i think the real fml is that you work for a female..
notmuch 0
Who pays their phone bills in cash? Ever heard of personal checks?
dudeman74 0
fake, you don't pay with cash
blargmanus 0
@#24: Actually, every cell provider I've seen/worked with accepts cash payments at corporate retail locations. I had to pay my bill with cash for 2 months because the bank deactivated my debit card for some unknown reason and it took them 6 weeks to get me a new card. Luckily, my bank was next door to where I worked so I didn't have an issue getting cash for things. BTW, I didn't use checks because I don't like checks. Most of the time they take way too long to process.
oohay 0
This is a really good FML. By which I mean, a really fucky one. That sucks hardcore dude, I'm sorry.
MonkeySpeaks 4
I call BS. Sorry. I mean if its true that sucks BUT here's the deal. Companies don't just cut off your service the DAY you miss a bill. Because of the way my paychecks run I Frequently pay a few days late. Not only am I never charged late fees (there is a window with most companies) but I've NEVER had my cell phone turned off because of it. The only reason I can think of was because you are on prepaid and you ran out of minutes and were refilling.
ninjachik 0
I'd have to agree with # 17. If you can't handle compensating for a loss of $100, then how would you possibly be able to accept an apartment? Normally I could care less whether an FML is real or fake, but this one is so tragically nonsensical that I had to say something.
neverland_fml 0
That's just really bad luck. Sorry, man.
mattmag 0
who pays the phone bill with cash? set up autopay with your bank.