Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML
Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I managed to lose a 3XL fleece jacket in my house, which had my wallet and car keys in it. I had the pleasure of explaining this to my boss when I had to call in, after everyone I called did not respond. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, I got let go from my job, because my personal cell phone doesn't always have signal, so I missed an important call from work. My contract specifically said I'd get a work phone, which never happened. FML
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d347hm4n 0
Unlucky mate, and the boss will never believe you either >.
piderman13 0
yea umm... YDI for not taking better care of $100
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mmmBURGERRR 0
That's Fuuuuucked UP! And YDNotDI. #9, poor you, having such faith in debit cards/technology. When there's a major outage/emergency, no one gives a shit about credit cards. When the power's out, the machines are down, and YOU won't have any way to convert your plastic to cash, YOU'LL Deserve it!
Douchka_fml 0
Its called a check dipsh**
DeathBoy 0
You lose $100 on the exact same day as you're going to get cut off, which is the same day as you miss an important call without getting your bill paid? You're either stupid or a liar.
gstar_fml 0
#11mmmBURGERRR, its clear that you dont understand what #9 is meaning, If you have a credit or debit card then you can phone the phone company and pay the bill, if there is a power cut then ul have to wait. plus if your paying the phone bill with cask then its gonna take a lot longer to get the money to the phone company than a quick phone call from a friends phone or pay phone or if ur lucky then ur phone will still allow you to call the phone company and direct u straight through than if you have to pay it at the post office or bank. So when ur phones down and u have cash to pay it its gonna take you a lot longer to get it back on than me.
Envy_fml 0
Several questions: 1) How late was your phone bill? They tend not to cut it off for a while after the money is due, so YDI for waiting until the last possible moment. 2) What the **** are you doing with a phone bill that's $100? Either get a cheaper plan or pay up so you don't owe several months at once. 3) How would you know you missed a call if your phoneline was cut off?
had_a_bad_day 0
You shoulda replied how unfortunate you were to lose $100 in cash
heatherjay 0
how can you afford to move to a new apt if you are broke after paying/trying to pay your phone bill? that normally requires a hefty deposit or first & last months' rent, not to mention the cost of a moving truck. think about it.
mikaela33194 0
#14 gstar---Most phone companies have a pay station at their store that you can pay bills instantly with. You wouldn't mail $100 cash unless you were a moron. So if you aren't lazy and have means, and don't really want to pay with debit/credit you don't have to, and it can still be made same day.
TheTheory 0
I agree with #13 and #17. This has fake written all over it. ...not that I really care if there are fakes. But they should at least be amusing fakes and not painfully obvious.
that_guy01 0
And that's why i hate carrying cash