Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML
Today, I was on the train and a woman approached me from behind and told me that if I didn’t stop staring at her, she’d kill me slowly and painfully, then she pulled out a switchblade to support her argument. I wasn’t looking at her at all and was in fact looking in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML
Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML
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robc32ca 4
The horror!
ninjadinos 14
Oh, come on. Nobody forced you to look at the lady. Just chuckle and move on.
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Comments (127)
Dracoboxer357 36
83- I know, I was just taking it a little further than necessary, but a little bit of facial hair being plucked doesn't bother me: Someone staring at me while deep throating a banana.....a bit more so. ;P
TBelle4Ever 15
I was thinking a pencil thin mustache (cue Jimmy Buffet song)
skyeyez9 25
O..O
jpmc808 1
This reminds me of a resident at a retirement home I used to work at that would sit at her table after dinner and just pluck her chin hairs incessantly without caring if anyone saw. It always grossed me out.
Zachthejoker 10
Sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock movie
Bluekaren16 19
92 - What if she did it out of humor? Would it still bother you haha
Schizomaniac 24
You're fat and offended. We get it. Get over it. Everyone has flaws according to someone else, and the sooner you stop taking offense to shit people say on the Internet, the happier you'll be.
KiwiiLemon 5
Traumatized for life o_O
fishface517 10
Way to assume! Maybe I have fat friends, maybe I come from a fat family. But people who just say fat people are gross don't understand that just because they are- doesn't mean they make great friends or anything else.
xpaulatanx 10
Great plot for any upcoming creepy horror flick. I would pay money to see that. XD