seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Anonymous
Winsted, United States
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
burning balls of fuck this
Oakton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
artmfanforever
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
catherineratley
Carmi, United States
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
MadameM
United States
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Stranded
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Top comments
nonsensical 26
We've all had those days at least once...
ssnow_fml 20
At least you still had your phone.
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fyvaprold 11
Follow the simple rule: always lock the car with your key, NOT by the door button.
Sora_McKain 36
On my car, the button won't lock the drivers door if it's open. I have no choice but to use the key to lock it. I think that's a nifty feature.
LyingBlood 8
the wallet is supposed to be in your pocket for a reason
Hildy93 21
Who carries a key in their wallet?
jamieblue6 16
Maybe put a key on a necklace instead? Idk cuz apparently you can't even keep track of your wallet
trucker2 33
Well for those who have OnStar they have a Phone app and you can unlock your car that way
Goblin182 27
I have done that, and locked myself out of my house. Who hasn't. I now make a habit of holding my keys in my hand when I lock my car or my house.
marcelj121 10
it happens to the best of us.
meeeeeeeeeeeee12 4
I've done that except I lost the spare key on the ski hill I was skiing on and when I went to my truck and I didn't have my key the ski hill was in the middle of nowhere and to top it off it was in the middle of a blizzard.
Sora_McKain 36
I've done something similar, but with my work keys. I locked the set of keys in the kitchen. The spare key to the kitchen was in the office, which was also locked. The spare key to the office was locked in the kitchen.
Littlethings1 5
GG OP. well done :p