Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML
Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I was in and out of my room to cook dinner at 11:30pm and accidentally locked the door. I couldn't jimmy it by myself so called a locksmith who used two of those inflatable car door things and a screwdriver to pop it in 30 seconds flat. Cost me 180 bucks. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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McFail_fml 4
you should keep your extra key in your rectum so you will always have it...Always.
supermegan 0
ahaha. that's happened to me before. except it was only like two hours and outside a taco bell.(:
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Comments (46)
weal10 0
wow that's sorta sad
graziee_ 0
that's funnyy
cerebellum_fml 0
The real fml is if you didn't learn how to unlock your car with a screwdriver and stick so that you never had to call AAA again.
redwarrior 0
you shouldve played in traffic to pass the time :D
MandathePanda24 0
Omg onetime I was annoying my aunt and she told me and my cousin to take scissors and go play in traffic!!
temptation_a_zz 0
bwahaha. That's one of those things you will be laughing about a year from now
Kalyov 5
I think this is more of a fml for the AAA person than you! lol
loveumama 2
the funniest fml till now LOOL ...
Kellmaster36 0
that's really stupid especially if he's a AAA employee...
polico_wolf 0
thats because you called the AAA, not the AA...
rawrimdinonamedr 0
wow. haha i would do that XD