Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML
Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I was in and out of my room to cook dinner at 11:30pm and accidentally locked the door. I couldn't jimmy it by myself so called a locksmith who used two of those inflatable car door things and a screwdriver to pop it in 30 seconds flat. Cost me 180 bucks. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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McFail_fml 4
you should keep your extra key in your rectum so you will always have it...Always.
supermegan 0
ahaha. that's happened to me before. except it was only like two hours and outside a taco bell.(:
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Comments (46)
marycharles 0
epic fail actually
karishmo 2
that's retarded
westisbest788 0
dose not sound like ur day
sdyzhp 0
By the way,where is your key?
scottcao0902 0
just call the cops and then they can open it for free
thejedi08 10
simular thing happened to me today! except mine involved me using a close hanger, and leaving the keys in the car as i put it back in the trunk
jallen514 0
wow, u must be a seriously unlucky person. I'm gunna have to say ur life sucks. PS: I wud have just broken my own damn window at that point.
brandonkatie 0
that is bad I
alexia2468975310 0
bad service
abciseasyas123 0
Am i the only one who sees that it says .9 hours (point 9) which actually means it was less than an hour. not 9 full hours. If its just supposed to say 9 then fyl op but if its not then i dont know whether to give your props for the way you put it or boo you for trying to pull a fast one.
abciseasyas123 0
Edit: phone app fail. ignore my comment lol