Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. FML
Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML
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Top comments
RachelBerry_fml 5
stupid ass friends
CoachLlama 5
Guess what kind of friend you have? The kind you don't need.
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Comments (86)
fat_snooki_lol 6
malwarebytes is your friend.
clcrzygrl 0
YDI for having a Windows machine.
ryan__h 1
exactly, yay mac or linux
Mirorbo 27
Yes, because everyone needs a mac if they're not going to make proper use of its capabilities for work. Windows may be suspectable to viruses if you don't know how to protect yourself, but it's better to have if you're just a very casual computer user and don't do anything important with it.
BogJuan 5
I agree. Everybody does need a Mac. They have changed a lot and are no longer only work related.
AtomicShit 0
**** your gay ass Mac bullshit
Freed0mfr1es 0
just so you know Macs can and have gotten viruses in the past
Mirorbo 27
Yeah, never let anybody use your computer for anything, no matter how much you trust them. I never let my boys use my computer anymore for similar reasons.
Zmeilerr 22
Moderated this one (: (: (:
anorexicbarbie 8
Ew
Zmeilerr 22
what's ew?
PizzaGuy11 0
ewwwwwww
IntoTheClouds 42
It's not the friend's fault the computer didn't have a good virus protector, and the computer contracted viruses during his use. If you don't want your computer to get viruses, either get a virus protector on it, or don't let your friends use it. Now, if it broke while he used it, that's different. If he used it as a basketball while he had it in his possession, that is different, but he was using it for its intended reason. It sucks that you got a virus, but such things can happen when and if you allow anyone to use a computer.
CiaranPM 0
Solution: get him to use a more trustworthy site, like Media Fire or The Pirate Bay.
PointAndLaugh 0
Ha, ThePirateBay, secure. Haha.
QWERTYCommander 5
It is secure when you look at the comments and check the filesize.
sinnedrebel 0
next time have them use anti-virus hand gel before they touch your computer.
Llamafied 0
YDI for stealing music, or letting your friend do it.
allmidnighteyes 11
oh, totally. because we all know artists make a lot of money from album sales.
onikage_666 0
yeah, the only people stealing music are the record companies
valenzuela86 0
6 viruses, 4 songs and a sticky keyboard
jackirose 0
I don't get it...
allmidnighteyes 11
The sticky keyboard is from ****.
541MedfazWcM 0
i bet u they were justin beiber songs lol