Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. FML
Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML
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Top comments
RachelBerry_fml 5
stupid ass friends
CoachLlama 5
Guess what kind of friend you have? The kind you don't need.
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Comments (86)
TechFire 25
lol 21st century hippie
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
Malwarebytes antimalware software can probably clear that up.
boatkicker 5
And if for some reason Malwarebytes doesn't catch it, try AVG.
Woody95_fml 0
That's what passwords are for dumbass hahahaha
bindingfame 0
C that's y u minimize let ur friends do that, I won't let my friends near anythin that needs 2 download w/o my permission or my doin. I'm not stupid lik that my laptop hasn't got infected yet and I hav had it 4 bout 3 years now
brainwerx 0
get a real OS and you won't have that problem.
AtomicShit 0
And what exactly would that be
valri3 0
I am glad to say that I have the best firewall eva! Yeah!
ReignBeauxLord 0
get a MacBook bitch
restythestar 0
NEVER lend your friend your computer.
wellardgerrard 0
Stupid friend. What cheapskate, won't pay 99 cents or 79p for a song. It ***** up the music business.
QWERTYCommander 5
Because everyone knows that downloading 4 individual songs will get the repo men to pay a visit to Lady Gaga's mansion. Tool shed.
pdp_fml 21
You should have known better, so you deserve it. Make your friend fix your computer.