Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML
Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML
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Top comments
lakerfan8224 17
That's going in your son's suppressed memory
Skittles_Rawr 8
You raised her... Don't blame your balls.
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Comments (182)
drumrgonewild 2
Genetics is really a major factor....
jinxjem 0
Wow, I bet she'll grow up with really great self-esteem, with that high opinion you have of her. -_-;
MandyLovesJason 0
What kimdof sick man calls his own daughter a moron...?
2cute4u_18 1
That reminds me of the time I made pancakes in the shape of dicks for my cousin... Good times
natty098 2
that's dog calling ur daughter a moron.
JesseJimenez 4
You shouldn't say that about your daughter. Agreed what she did was wrong but there is no need to insult her like that.
cooliobear934 0
Why would you say that about your own daughter?
franwins0827 7
That's what you get for letting her watch Death to Smoochy ;-)
kitsune3 20
OP, stop being a dick. Not everyone is good at everything, and at least she tried. So she's not meant to be a baker. That's no reason to be so rude to her. YDI for being a jerk to your own kid.
MissLizWolf 8
Hahahahaha, my family (as in Mum, Dad and 14 yr old sister) would've laughed. If it was meant to look like a penis, she is an idiot but if it was meant to look like a rocket, then she's shit at making cakes! Hahahaha, I don't think you are being rude towards her, we all make jokes.