Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML
Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML
Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML
Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML
Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
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beckacloth 0
how can your just throw things in a bag for TWO MONTHS?
Laci_Laine 0
Not sure how u could do that. I always make a list and double check that I have everything when I pack. Obviously not everyone makes a list but you'd think you would at least look at what u put in your suitcase...
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Comments (142)
namailux3 0
maybee go on a diet and loose weight then u could fit ?????????
bigraws23 0
Two things. Pack ahead of time. And don't put those next to each other.
Snuwishuhad 0
Don't complain about your careless stupidity on FML, that isn't funny to most people. Also, you probably shouldn't have kids, had this situation involved your child and a plastic doll.....
kukopia 0
FYL for being such a loser that you post a FML on your first day of a 2 month vacation. Fail at packing. Fail at vacationing. Fail at life.
Snuwishuhad 0
hahahaha so good.
spamky 7
If you're going on a 2 month trip you're probably going to be doing laundry at some point first of all, and second why not pack a day or 2 before you leave so that you know you're ready when it's time to leave.
notabot 0
I'm guessing you took the one that fit you.
laurenrejkagfdj 0
All reason to buy new clothes
drunkdaze 0
#46: Please, for everyone's sake, go here: http://dictionary.reference.com/ As for the poster, you should of packed your bag the night before.
shayx0 0
why the hell would your thrift store pile be as big as your clothes for a 2month trip..?