Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML
Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML
Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML
Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML
Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
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beckacloth 0
how can your just throw things in a bag for TWO MONTHS?
Laci_Laine 0
Not sure how u could do that. I always make a list and double check that I have everything when I pack. Obviously not everyone makes a list but you'd think you would at least look at what u put in your suitcase...
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Comments (142)
52fremont 0
I'm going on a month long trip in two weeks and I'm already packed. YDI.
typohater 0
First
testing_fml 0
Wow. You fail. You're the number thirty, not one.
Tsukasa_fml 0
Thank you, Captain Obvious, but your point is in another castle.
AlexZB 0
2 months!!!!! you are an idiot
Skott_fml 0
I have to agree with the many people who have said this before me: YDI for not packing in advance. Even for a three-day trip, I always pack early to make sure I have all my stuff.
undercover_ninja 0
Labeling does wonders.
chimmy 0
Definitely... a two month trip and you are packing within hours of your flight? YDI
ctc9 0
Ouch... YDI
robodoll 0
At least you'll less likely get robber
Tashaxox 0
Wow you really did deserve this one. If you knew you were going on a 2 month trip you should've packed AT LEAST a week beforehand And dont sit there saying you had no time to pack because if you had enough time to go through your clothes and pick out which items dont fit, you most definately had time to pack. Y(SO)DI
sharpe15 0
YDI for waiting to pack for a 2 month trip right before you had to leave for your plane.