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Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you hear the toilet flush and then the words "uh oh", it's already too late. FML

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ama17 0

This would've been a way better FML if we actually KNEW what you had lost...?

rxxk 0

She lost her virginity.

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Comments (142)

fuckmylife_ihate 0

my 3 year old sister pees in the tolet even poos in it. a 5 year old?

Zebidee 9

Is it just me, or does the babysitter in the illustration look a bit like Sirin?

Bobby64 29

And is it just me, or is she not wearing any pants? Interesting choice when babysitting a kid...

ChibiChibi_fml 28

It's not just you, the babysitter does seem to be lacking in bottoms. The drawing is a bit odd.

littleboat 1

I am impressed by the artwork: Babs, congrats! I went to look at your blog and you do remarkably amazing work! Hopefully we'll get to see more! That illustration is a pure jewel.

togar 0

artist spelled toilet wrong.

kalbrek009 20

WTH is wrong with people?????? When you babysit, you are required to actually WATCH the child/children...keeping them in your sight at ALL times!!!!! NOT on the internet, NOT reading a book, NOT watching TV in another room, you are on the job....NOT vacation! "Stupid Girl Fuckie" You should be fired for your negligence, and NEVER allowed to babysit for anyone....OH, and PLEASE DON'T REPRODUCE...stupidity is sometime hereditary!

shuzuko 2

Uh, sorry, but last time I checked you're not required to follow a presumably potty-trained five year old into the bathroom. Most of the five year olds I know are capable of going to the bathroom, wiping, flushing and washing by themselves. What even gave you the idea that the babysitter wasn't watching them? Seems pretty obvious to me that the kid went to the bathroom, took a shit, and either it was a really big shit or the kid used way too much toilet paper, so the toilet overflowed. Then Babysitter had to clean up the shit, hence the name "pooperscooper". This can happen to anyone, even the parents, even if they're the most attentive caregiver ever. Stop being a dumb bitch, and please, never have children.

ChibiChibi_fml 28

Thank you shuzuko for being one to see reason.

QWERTYCommander 5

Great illustration. Love the artstyle.

RaeannaGrace 2

Haha that sux. I can totally see why some people absolutely hate babysitting 5 year olds; they're dangerous! Good Luck in the future, and don't let that kid out of your sight! :) ;0

claudiax 6

Toilet water isn't usually that clean . is it ?

FlyPhoenix 0

That is a great illustration its so funny and creative. People are soooo slow smh!

bubo_fml 11

Immediately scan over to see if there is still any fish in the aquarium...