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Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you hear the toilet flush and then the words "uh oh", it's already too late. FML

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This would've been a way better FML if we actually KNEW what you had lost...?

She lost her virginity.

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this is common knowledge. not an FML.

#45, great way to put it.

your so dumb its common knowledge not an FML

alex_vik 1

I really hate these FMLs where you don't even know what's going on.

melonofwater 0

I'm flushing this FML to the worst FML!!!what did the kid flush!!!

im so lost. i read this over and over and still dont get it? who moderates these? ydi

FAKE. Mods, do a google search for text before approving these...

pahahha i would love to know the story behind this

That was the worst FML ever. Good try though. But next time you try to pull a story off as your own make it better so we believe you.

SilverXeno 0

Oookay...So maybe it wasn't real to the FML poster...*BUT* I was a babysitter for my entire teenhood. It wasn't a 5 year old...but a 3 yr old. I heard the toilet flush and then, "Uh oh...HAHA!" He took the things off his bathroom counter (toothbrush/paste, soap, hair brush, wash cloth, some bottle with a purply liquid in it) and dumped it ALL into the toilet & FLUSHED. The reason I wasn't with him...My mom was making me call her to "check in".