ripfluffy
United States
Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Calgary, Canada
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
Anonymous
Science has gone too far
Today, I watched our very clever cat turn on our oven with ease. I now fear for my children's lives. FML
ThankfullyNotKickedOut
Coldwater, United States
Fire hazard
Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML
Jlipka
United States
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Squeak
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Fort Bragg, United States
Poor Despereaux
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Safety test
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Anon
United States
Cooking with Anon
Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
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iSmellNice 2
At least the child wasn't in there
littlerock_fml 0
Poor baby
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Comments (371)
vivamissnica 0
This would never happen in an Hispanic house... Too many pots in the stove to fit a ****** bunny Nonetheless, r.I.p fluffy
ghaslerud 0
o my god! that is so depressing.. poor rabbit
shoeman12 0
You should have fed it to your kids and told them afterwards about them. That would teach them. And why let it go to waste?
kukopia 0
One word; Hossenfeffer!!! (with a tip of the hat to Bugs Bunny)
monster_tamer 11
I agree, this is completely ****** up. D=
RubixMonkey 0
We give you the right to think you give us rights and your penis swells, I mean head... I mean hell, next time we make biological slaves in an underground Eden factory we need to put a mute/restart button. Men have crossed wires.
Reyo 2
Yes, because the ability to say what someone can and cannot do is given to that person by the subordinate. Tell me, why is it that women are still paid less? According to your little theory there, it's because you gave us the "right" to do so...meaning you WANT it that way.
satanstoystore 0
if they are old enough to have a pet rabbit and carry it, they are old enough to know ovens burn- and what a burn feels like it. if you are old enough to have children and an oven, you should have taught them and you should have checked the oven. get a clue before your kids do something like hide under the car.
PhunkyMagic 0
Still delicious
gummibehrs 4
Wtf, this the most morbidly ******-up FML I've ever read. You didn't hear the bunny screaming?