ripfluffy
United States
Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Calgary, Canada
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
Anonymous
Science has gone too far
Today, I watched our very clever cat turn on our oven with ease. I now fear for my children's lives. FML
ThankfullyNotKickedOut
Coldwater, United States
Fire hazard
Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML
Jlipka
United States
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Squeak
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Fort Bragg, United States
Poor Despereaux
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Safety test
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Anon
United States
Cooking with Anon
Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
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iSmellNice 2
At least the child wasn't in there
littlerock_fml 0
Poor baby
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Sashasweety 0
You should have heard it squealing when it first got burned. It's not like a frog in boiling water, it would have begun to panic.
Darksect0r13 0
Because it was her kids pet? Imagine explaining to a kid why you cooked there rabbit.
BeeSkwaird 0
*their
DeadMansCrack 4
Well yeah, but the rabbit was also cooked alive..
growingupnextmon 3
I would have imagined that it would have made squealing noises?
bagleface 6
Rabbits aren't very loud and if you leave the room theres no way you would hear it
Ideastogetback 11
Do you actually own a rabbit? The loudest sound it makes is a little peeping sound that sounds like a baby chicken… Rabbits don't scream or make noise.
auroraaustralis 0
That is... so disturbing. Poor Thumper.
unfortunate_13 5
what kind of child puts a rabbit in an oven? if he's too young to understand, he shouldn't be allowed to be alone with the pet in the first place. if he's old enough to understand, he's just stupid.
GraceMonica 8
unfortunate...
TheTruth1428 0
I actually agree with this. I did initially say FYL for it happening, but it also is slightly a YDI after seeing this point. If the child was responsible, the rabbit wouldn't have been in the oven. If the child isn't responsible, then it shouldn't have one.
gummibehrs 4
Agreed. Either way, the child should get his ass whooped.
gummibehrs 4
When you have a young child/children, you damn well better check everything before you use it. Kids put anything anywhere. Crayons in the microwave, shoes in the refrigerator, bunnies in the oven. It is definitely a YDI. Not for the bunny, obviously, for the idiot OP.
bipolaradhdfml 0
Wooo! I have a kid! Bring on the constant paranoia! Woohoo! Lets worry about every ******* action I ever take because one of my kids might have stuck his pet mouse underneath the cushions on the couch and I wouldn't want to squash him! Damn, I squished Sammy Snake 'cause Junior put him under the welcome mat! Aww... What did I tell Little Johnny about storing his arsenic in the herbs cabinet... Now I killed half of my extended family! Shoulda checked 'fore I sat down, stepped inside, or sprinkled Cumin on my entrees. Is that how you live your life? Going out of your way to check things that really don't need to be checked? I turn off my Random Rabbit Generator before I pre-heat my oven, so I've never been concerned.
moose91894 0
or hungry.
p0kegeek 4
cover it in chocolate and give it to them for easter
S1R 0
I've always wanted to try rabbit. "My mom cooked Fluffles today. He tasted better than what she cooks every other day. FML"
shaysilverchase 17
fluffles... omg
epicFAIL7 0
That's absolutely awful! But it isn't your fault. : ( If your child is too young to understand that bunnies do not belong in the oven, maybe they shouldn't get another pet. Or just keep a closer eye on them!
Darksect0r13 0
Yeah i prefer cake made out of kittens too >.>
IronWarrior 9
Did it taste good?
IdolChatter 0
"Fatal Attraction - the sequel"