Today, I learned the hard way why no matter how constipated you are, it is never a good idea to use a suppository when you are tired. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that you should never, ever, under any circumstance, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. FML
Today, I’m the latest learner of the lesson that, however desperate one is for relief from both, it is wrong to take sleeping pills (for insomnia) and laxatives (for constipation) on the same night. I'd have been fine alone. The catch is a night of pooping as I slept taught my guy that I’m bad to sleep with. FML
Today, I read the instructions on my new prescription constipation medicine: "For best results, defecate before use." FML
Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML
Today, I got random constipation followed by diarrhea. It's 1:30am and my sleeping medication is making me fall asleep, but every time I try to get off the toilet I get another diarrhea spasm. Either I fall asleep on the toilet or shit myself in my sleep. FML
Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that when sick, throw up, then have diarrhea. Not the other way round. FML
Today, I was extremely constipated. This is a side effect of the medication I take to alleviate my stomach condition. Due to this same condition I can't eat much roughage. We have no laxatives or stool softeners, and I have been shitting bricks for three days. FML
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Tripartita 45
It's constipation; you'd be learning the hard way no matter what, OP.
tygerarmy 35
It always leads to a shitty night.
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Comments (9)
tygerarmy 35
It always leads to a shitty night.
Tripartita 45
It's constipation; you'd be learning the hard way no matter what, OP.
adame2kill4 3
I'm sure you had a hard night, but its passed now.... ? I'll see myself out
species4872 20
There's just no answer for that.
RichardPencil 32
Bedcrapping: Infinitely more humiliating than bed wetting.
PennyLane27 32
On one hand, curious about the full story. On the other hand, if I was OP, I'd kick back with some popcorn and let people's imaginations run wild with this one.
jediemma 9
Happens to the best of us. Don't worry about it.
mcruff 12
To quote Hamilton "oh shit"
Allayyyyy194 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sound like it's possible a woman who put it in the wrong hole...