Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML
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Today, my sister started lactating through her shirt post-breastfeeding at a family brunch. My husband, who gets turned on by pregnant women since he gets the most action during my pregnancies, visibly ogled her at the table. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I discovered that my very recent ex-fiancé tried to bang his sister-in-law several times while we were still together. The best part? She’s my son's teacher and she waited until we'd broken up to tell me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend watching my sister's OnlyFans videos. I’m not sure what’s worse, that he masturbates to my sister, or that my sister actually does OnlyFans videos. I need a drink and a new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
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Top comments
Allie614032 34
In my opinion, nothing really wrong with fetishes (as long as they're legal), but leave it to ****! Don't invade other people's privacy!!
ChromoTec 24
Maybe that wasn't the breast thing for him to do...
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Comments (21)
PenguinPal3017 19
Congratulations on being a new auntie!
tounces7 28
Apparently he's creepy as **** on top of it.
live_to_love 25
Maybe he just has a thing for breast and he found the opportunity to look at your sister's breast. Without thinking about breastfeeding fetish. We need a follow up on that one. Talk to him to figure something out and to move on. Hope you guys will feel on the same page again and share a new path to happiness by sharing more and discover maybe new pleasure unknown.
WeirdUS 30
No part of that is ok and it was mentioned he was sneaking pictures. I'm guessing she ended it after this. It's possible they were friends( if she ended it before) still but I don't think that'll be the case after this.
saffy66 34
Or possibly, he just wanted to see your sister’s breasts.