Today, I learned that I cannot cook or clean in my kitchen because it's too noisy for my neighbour. Every time I do, she bangs on the wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML
Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML
Today, my mom realized that the "door" part in "screen door" doesn't block sound when she began to talk to our neighbours about how much of a failure I am. I heard everything. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
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Top comments
fifi125 21
Be more considerate. You don't need to eat, just live off the air you breathe. YDI.
aperron96 18
Unless you're baking at 2 am with chainsaws and a nail gun, that's unwarranted.
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Comments (77)
GrumpyGrinch 23
Senile. Or maybe she needs some help, like locked the door and can't find the key or something like that?
wintersoldier_fml 18
Sounds like my neighbors. The running water is too loud for them...
thedoctoralpha1 4
scream loudly telling her you can find the invisible door that's apparently on the other side
ZackKP 11
tell your neighbour to go to hell..literally
pl0xs3rver 45
Give her a taste of her own medicine and start banging on the wall whenever you feel like it.
NightKat 25
Bang back, tell her to **** off, then blare the most obnoxious music you've got.
cbroady0529 9
What she said
Amke 3
We play metal when the neighbor gets bitchy.... Devil Driver is a good neighbor bugger. Really makes them stfu about lesser noise. Although I happen to hate one of my neighbors....
ashley468 19
Tell her if she wants to complain then she can come over there and cook you dinner
shoower_fml 9
**** that bitch, go complain about her, saying she's being loud
krray 7
**** your neighbor. If they bang on the walls from you COOKING or CLEANING the mess (!?) -- then 1) bang back and continue on with what you need to do. If they bang again -- blast the music. Then at 3am start banging on the wall for the fun of it. Ring their doorbell at 4am.
leogachi 15
@43 This started as a rational response and then turned into harassment.