rj93
United Kingdom
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
crap
Mansfield, United States
Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Number one or number two?
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
watersport
United States
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
No shit
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Anonymous
Randolph, United States
You sleep in your pants?
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Oh, piss
United States
Nature calls
Today, I had a ridiculous dream where I was taking a piss that seemed to last forever, all while my sister was listening in and making sarcastic comments about it. I then woke up and immediately did the exact same thing, except with no sister making sarcastic comments about it. Not that it made it any better. FML
Anonymous
Norwalk, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
JustADream
United States
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Anonymous
Dunedin, New Zealand
Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML
Courtney
Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
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DaFudge 6
I think that this has happened to everyone once in their life.
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
it doesn't work that way when you dream about having sex :(
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Comments (253)
Mayjay122 7
Go to the bathroom before you sleep. Maybe that will solve the problem :]
Mayjay122 7
If not remember.... Peeing your pants is cool kids!
Enslaved 38
Billy Madison?
KiddNYC1O 22
Or stop having 6 packs before bed.
Mayjay122 7
yes :]
tommyfox 19
Duh
IntoTheClouds 42
That happens to me sometimes, OP.
RainbowHeadache 2
They're always the weirdest dreams too. I did that once or twice in the past two years but I had a Uti at the time. It's more embarrassing when you're in bed with someone and that happens. Lol
ikickgingers 15
When I was a younger I used to dream about fires... I'd have to pee to put the fire out. Fun times.
every1luvsboners 11
I feel a burning sensation when I piss too, I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one.
chiddy_bang71 0
BONERS STRIKES AGAIN!
ikickgingers 15
23 - You are welcome.
kingsamuelcdt 0
South Park xD
HomeAl0ne 20
I have the exact same dream!. Paris Hilton is kneeling in front of me and her teeth are on fire. She's begging be to pee in her mouth to put them out, and I say no. Ok, so maybe not the exact same dream then.
Melissaxrosex 5
that happened to me I woke up peeing after having a dream bput it. :'(
aliceb2255 0
yeah I've actually stopped myself from doing this.
superHydrate 4
it was probably the second time. cuz I know I have refrained myself from peeing in dream after it happened to me. I know, it's a lot of hardworking!! not that easy!! when your dream is so ******* realistic!!
Daralea 21
hmm, I've not been able to control peeing in my dream, but I managed to stop myself from actually doing it in reality...out of sheer will, I guess. After the first time you sort of know what's going to happen and can control it that way.
scottm15 0
Same here! I realizes it halfway into the dream.
cherrypie22 6
YDI for having no bladder control.
kate1238 9
Like he can help that
cherrypie22 6
He can learn
sanchogrim 18
Some people have problems with their bladder control, even if they do learn they can't control it.
Puzzum 0
I guess you had a "wet" dream :D
fmlist99 0
-sigh-
False_Stupidity 42
Yes, In the most litteral sense, although I agree with 37 as well, but I guess 'someone' had to be the clown and say it.
ChrisTheCalm 9
You're the worst! :D
holycoweh 2
You have too be aware next time too wake ur ass up
False_Stupidity 42
*to not too.. Just saying
lexief1999 0
Happened to me before.