Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, after drinking a half gallon of liquid laxative in preparation for a colonoscopy, I puked the half gallon of laxative. Out my nose. FML
Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
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FritoLovesYou 0
How the **** is that possible?
brandnewkey 14
This FML was just a great way to start off my morning. Nice nose-barfing skills.
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Comments (75)
xlostwithoutu 0
FYL I know what u mean on the last parrtt
frozenshake 5
SHANE DAWSON!!!! xD
BenignScientists 0
aww ya poor thing ... this is the first real FML I've read in a long time
him51772 0
rofl thats shitty mate feel better xD
killerj 0
I have a scooter and I ride it naked
week_b95 0
lmfao, what the hell?!
charliebrown1272 0
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
TrollTrollTroll 0
i vomit from my mouth and my nose, it hurts and i can't breath for that couple second.
FritoLovesYou 0
How the **** is that possible?
Ankana 0
I'm sorry man, that does suck. FYL for not being able to use antibiotics.
caitastrophe 0
thats unfortunate. i had a sinus infection for 4 consecutive months and needed surgery... hope you feel better soon
BeforeTheStorm 0
I have a bunch of sick little kids in my house throwing up everywhere so I feel for youu. Hope you feel better :/
Fminetoo 0
Not trying to be a downer, but your antibiotics wouldnt help you anyways, antibiotics only help you get rid of bacterial sickness. You better go to your doctor, and demand some antiviral medication. They cost more, but if you have insurance, i wouldnt worry about it. But get the good shit and get better!
boatkicker 5
What makes you think it was viral? I'm going to say it almost definitely was bacterial, since OP had antiboitics, and you need a prescription for them.
Fminetoo 0
My bad, i thought i read the word virus in there. oops.
fogrunner 13
I keep hearing about people who either "borrow" other's antibiotics or bug their doctor to give them a prescription... even if it's viral. D: Supposedly like this: "Gimme antibiotics or I'll boycott you!" "But you have a virus, it won't help." "GIMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Fminetoo 0
And, doing that will ultimitaly lead to the demise of society^^ I agree with you 100% look at penicilin, it used to be a great antibiotic, now, bacteria just laughs at it.