Today, after drinking a half gallon of liquid laxative in preparation for a colonoscopy, I puked the half gallon of laxative. Out my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after following the directions and drinking a gallon of what can only be described as an industrial strength laxative for a scheduled colonoscopy. I shit my brains out for nearly 12 hours. The hospital then called and canceled my procedure an hour before my arrival time. FML
Today, after fasting for 24 hours and drinking 2 buckets of laxatives, my doctor's office notified me that my colonoscopy had been cancelled. I'd just finished the prep by taking the fart pills, and now have the cleanest colon ever. A lot of time spent on the toilet that I’ll never get back though. FML
Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, my husband had a colonoscopy. Having spent yesterday hearing him complain about having only clear liquids and having to drink the required solution, he still was not cleaned out. We have to reschedule with two days of clear liquids. FML
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bloopaloop 27
Well then the logical solution is to put the half gallon of laxative directly into your butthole!
Mightytall 35
I feel for you... that stuff is all kinds of nasty. And the wanted effects are enough suffering all by themselves.
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bloopaloop 27
Well then the logical solution is to put the half gallon of laxative directly into your butthole!
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a... ...wait on it... ...you think you know what I’m going to say... ...unshitty situation!
Gigi Hill 6
I’m by no means an expert but I’m also pretty sure you’re not doing that right. Scratch that....NAILED it! 👍🏻
gsouther 11
Out OF my nose. Grammar is the secret code that intelligent people used to identify each other.
Mightytall 35
I feel for you... that stuff is all kinds of nasty. And the wanted effects are enough suffering all by themselves.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
did you shotgun or sip it
raven_of_azarath 35
Puking out your nose is never fun. The first time I ever got drunk, I puked Cheeto puffs out my nose.
Davros 12
Did you get a runny nose?
donb23 23
Wrong hole