SnapeIsGood
Kornwestheim, Germany
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Endrit Begolli
Albania
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Yougotmail
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
shilpajayseanfan
Canada
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
LilaTheGreat
Boyd, United States
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
naagodinho
Portugal
Unfit
Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
Anonymous
I have no idea what I'm doing
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML
penne_pasta580802
Parked out
Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
No more!
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Jeff just jeff
The first step is the hardest
Today, I went to the gym after months of procrastinating. I walked straight into the glass wall next to the entrance instead of the door. A guy lifting near the front desk winced in sympathy. I still worked out, but I could see my face slowly swelling in the mirror. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
And now I'm imagining somebody slowly pulling into a parking spot, feeling a dull thud as their car comes to an unexpected stop, and thinking: "Oh, ****, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? **** My Day?"
Bonngoo 34
I love how this is in the Health category.
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Comments (34)
kirby1964 20
It is tired of hauling your fat butt around.
bartsj88 6
That's not how it works silly.
cuz803 46
Best way to get your car in shape!
Rented_eyebrows 18
Couldn't hit the breaks quickly enough? Shouldn't have missed leg day!
elk17 7
I can't hit 'That could've happened to me' because I never go anywhere near a gym
majesticous 29
Gains, tho
bringmethesmiles 18
I'm sorry, but hahaha! This is the best thing I've read all week! Hope you're okay tho.
chirstinap325 23
That's one way to do it. Better than the alternative imo
dieders 24
I guess you could say your day just wasn't working out..... God damn my puns are delicious