SnapeIsGood
Kornwestheim, Germany
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Endrit Begolli
Albania
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Yougotmail
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
shilpajayseanfan
Canada
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
LilaTheGreat
Boyd, United States
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
naagodinho
Portugal
Unfit
Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
Anonymous
I have no idea what I'm doing
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML
penne_pasta580802
Parked out
Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
No more!
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Jeff just jeff
The first step is the hardest
Today, I went to the gym after months of procrastinating. I walked straight into the glass wall next to the entrance instead of the door. A guy lifting near the front desk winced in sympathy. I still worked out, but I could see my face slowly swelling in the mirror. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
And now I'm imagining somebody slowly pulling into a parking spot, feeling a dull thud as their car comes to an unexpected stop, and thinking: "Oh, ****, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? **** My Day?"
Bonngoo 34
I love how this is in the Health category.
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Comments (34)
Yarecho 14
Shortest FML I've ever seen. Well done.
wallac7 31
So you mean you didn't go into the gym in your car and park it while you lifted weights?
ThrottleJockey 36
No pain, no gain!
trucker2 33
I'm sure you had plenty of spotters looking at your dumbass
False_Stupidity 42
Well, now your car is out of shape. Good thing it's at the gym!
mustangbravo 27
Was there a drive thru?
daengh 15
You need a little more leg day so you can actually push on the brake pedal.
hpandher 16
I guess you took "hit the gym" scenario literally... try not to hit a girl literally too...
lucygwen 5
This is amazing
claudiajean 24
I think you're doing it wrong