Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
If you hit a parked car, it's your goddamned fault. I hope the owners take your bank statement, hack into your account, and use your own money to pay for the damage you caused.
Dramori 29
I pity your stupidity.
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Comments (143)
my2centsworth 15
Surely you meant to leave your contact information? The owner of the other car will need it to let you know how much you owe for the damages.
ulicksam 0
He may have parked like an asshole, but you drive like an asshole. It's your responsibility to avoid hitting things no matter what or where they are. This is your fault and YDI. And get off the road.
PhillyFox 0
"Practically unavoidable" means avoidable. It's a parked car, dumbass. If stationary objects are practically unavoidable, either move to a quieter town or turn your license in now. Even if the guy double parked or whatever, the fact that he "parked like an asshole" won't fly in court. If he was blocking your driveway, there's a nice invention called a phone where you can call someone and have his ass towed.
jovian1 0
dumn azz
FukYurLife_89 0
ydi... your a dick and dum as hell for leaving your info...but its funni because they gonna get you sucka
purple_sarah88 0
LMAO! I've seen at least two posts today about dumb criminals trying to avoid responsibility for road accidents but accidentally leaving incriminating info, is it a hoax or just coincidence? I hope they're for real.
EllaWeltner5 1
Karma is a bitch.
selena1416 0
your a ****** retarded
bossybella 0
dumbass
kingdomhearts3 0
It shouldn't take a genius to figure this out....An object that is not moving is ALWAYS avoidable...I can't believe you would actually try to defend your actions (the hit&run AND the jerky note) by saying that it was "practically unavoidable." That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard...If he comes into your house at night and beats the shit out of you, you have only yourself to blame...and possibly the security company....and the possibly the lock company....and the door company...BUT MOSTLY YOURSELF!