Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was touring a house I’m interested in when one of the two realtors stepped out for a minute and never came back. My purse was stolen from my car. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
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Top comments
mk58 31
Let me guess, you loaded them in the car in such a way that everything was visible from outside of the car.
lilxsexii 4
Someone did go! but saw your car and thought it was better.
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Comments (111)
physicist48 0
That'll teach you to not agree to open houses. They do much more for the realtor than for the owner.
punkchica123 0
YDI for not locking your valubles in a room
mchakkiwala 0
it's an open house. beh
coldsteel106 2
Start looking within your neighborhood. Someone watched you pack your car and waited for the opportunity to grab it. Too convenient that it got stolen when it had that stuff in there.
nikki0627 5
49- maybe her smart phone got stolen too?
daydreamer244 13
good job!
VeraJK 16
When you went out, did you leave your car at the house?
mofran 0
or you could've put it in your mattress ... derp
chesseface 4
Next time make sure you have cookies... freeloads love cookies.... I would know
harumph 7
Where did you park the car? On the street, or in the Garage? You should have at least covered the car if you were parking on the street. Didn't one guy on here have his car broken into for a cookie, and you have a car full of pawnable items?
Treblekill 2
Perhaps the car was stolen while they were out? Stupid move though