Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML
Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I just got back from a party, where I spent most of the night comforting the girl I like. Why? Because the guy she likes was being grinded on by another girl. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I found out that an annoying guy who had asked me out spread a nasty rumour after I stood him up. According to him, I not only showed up to our date, I also went home with him, had advanced sex with him, then in the morning when he woke up, I was having sex with his roommate. All our friends believe this. FML
Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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greg1234567890_fml 2
is it true?
CallMeHush 1
With the right music that is going to be a YouTube classic.
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Comments (70)
voice_of_reasonx 0
Well, rumors always start with a kernel of truth.. so which was it, crying or masturbating?
picturescrazy 24
Er, it was only a rumor though, right? o.o
coolplanes 0
lol #9
Tunee 0
So you was..cranking?
Nobody_Luvz_Me 0
really dood grow a pair and move on if she liked you the bitch wuda sed so already jeez
dontclickme 0
so where you..whacking the stick?
cel514 0
you mean were
jt7893 0
u used the tears as lube huh ahahajaha
bobby153153 0
well is it true!?!?!
srizzo518 0
rumor*
liam_oshea 3
Actually it's spelt rumour in British English
08coldwellk 0
ang