Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons, and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song that he'd written himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life… if I knew who he was. FML
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I went to my class as usual. I've had my eyes on one guy for a year now. A new girl came in and he was talking about her with his friends when my friend suggested me instead of her. He took a glance at me before turning back into the conversation making the same face I did when I saw a disintegrated frog that'd been run over. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
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fossilman 0
Have a heart you harpy.
LinTurk 4
Don't be an ass. We've all had to deal with these types of things but there are tactful ways to go about it... And who has the same seating chart for two years?
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Comments (248)
PSQ91 6
Come on! Girls usually love that, don't they?
AnaBanana1918 7
I know I would
Chrispayne 4
If thd guy was hot u would be so happy. Guess this shows how superfishial u r. Ydi
SexKitten18 0
superficial*
i_l_y143 0
yes. that's ^so true.
RafaelDeLaGhetto 3
SuperfAcial* if you catch my drift.
Blueglasscup 18
Well calling him a freak seems a tad bit extreme don't you think?
SexySlayer1248 18
Watch him get Bill Gates rich later in life and you dismissed him
Dalliance 4
All women may not see it as a requirement that their man be wealthy, but who's going to be upset if that is the case? It's like the icing on the cake.
MarioDragon 14
Of course you do, so you'll always have money to buy tampons and be in a big enough house to get away from the endless sandwich jokes.
EvilDave 13
I have seen plenty of gold-diggers. I see women who are proud of being gold-diggers. There dating sites dedicated to gold-diggers and guys looking for them. Many women will overlook a guy's other shortcomings if his wallet is fat. If you don't know that, then you are being willfully ignorant of reality. Oh, and, yes, "all women want a rich guy for a husband", it is just that not all of them have that as an absolute requirement.
st3phii 9
I'm sorry but you sound like a bitch
cupcakegirl93 8
That' really sweet! You don't get guys doing that often these days for a girl, so appreciate it! You don't have to be a bitch about it unless ofcourse he is stalking you or something, then you can start to worry!
picklemonger 13
Why freak? Was the song not good or something? Maybe you should consider dating him.
picklemonger 13
Ah... to be young and in love... what a ******* nightmare!
kristamtx 0
Judging by your piss poor attitude that will be the last time you're the girl of anyone's dreams.
xrainbowshadowx 17
He's a keeper (: Don't call him a freak, he was expressing his feelings to you. Get to know him better.
Fountainel 0
THERES NO SUCH THING AS A RAINBOW SHADOW
tona01 16
Maybe it is just a guy named rai nbowshadow ( some sort of weird exotic last name)