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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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lmao at #57 and #44, both wonderful, then afterwards, cary out the final act of your revenge, #6. Mwhahahah!

i usually hav sumthin smart 2 say but dam erbody sed it aredy lol just one thing tho.. *Live*Love*Laugh*

Poop on her.

mellyloverr 0

i dont understand how people can say he deserved this...?

If i was you, and your sister was hot! i'd keep on using that toothbrush for sure : )

thats pretty shitty

hey maybe brushing her teeth gets her off

new meaning to toothy ******.

poopookaka 0

lmfaoo yo thats dirt . lmao

poopookaka 0

lmfaoo yo thats dirt . lmao