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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
deeznutzismine 0
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
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Caleb49423 5
she was brushing between the wrong lips (if ya know what I mean) haha XP
rasellersjr 0
after she goes to sleep give her a pearl neckless...
Caleb49423 5
well it's a girl that posted it so that would be extremely difficult haha
rasellersjr 0
ah, didn't catch that.... Go to the local sperm bank, buy a collection of several providers, and make a milkshake out of it for her.
Popsiclese 0
I here vaginal juice is great for you breath
AznRiceBox 0
lol that's ur fault for spending the extra 3$ to get that one
ajallday 0
hey don't knock it til you try it..
Popsiclese 0
9 out of 10 dentists agree that ****** juice is the best non pharmacutical cavity fighter on the market
Caleb49423 5
hahaha nice! XP
diablovbcgirl9 0
DAMN I should ******* try that that sound ******* amazing.
diablovbcgirl9 0
damn it my ****** up frend wrote that.
thehelp 0
oh yeah, toothtunes i think. lol. sounds like fun. sucks dude..
Satansballsakk 0
blarrrrgh. that ******* sucks!!!!!!
Spongii101 12
#764 Well done, Mr State The Obvious.