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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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mw2isbeast 0

I would of gone in if she was hot and wached

this is the best FML ever!!!! toooo ****** hilarious

twll your dad about it!

and you didn't get it on video?!?!

ChadFML 0

that's kinda hot.... cam I a total freak for thinking that's just HOT!!!

I wouldve kept it lol

LOL 644, so win

Ducati4623 0

casually mention when with the family (including her) are there something like "I had to throw my toothbrush away this morning, it had this weird bacteria on it and would have given me a nasty skin disease that would scar me for life... luckily I haven't touched anywhere else with it cause that would be horrible and probably get infected and It could cause serious problems" or something like that

is your sister hot??

alexissexy23_ 0

is your sister hot.