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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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Maybe you should buy her a vibrator for christmas! :)

wtf he clearly didnt enjoy ut uf he posted an fml

:D oohhh. Maybe you could lock it up, then charge her for use of it! :D

how many times did you brush with that toothbrush before that day? omg that's hilarious

dude.....I think I love you O.0

jakkanarchy 0

make that ***** buy you a new toothbrush

that's soo ****** funny hahahahahah now u get to put ur sisters vag juice in ur mouth with the speicle twist of toothpaste ooohhh yummy yum yumms

damn if that wasn't my sister it wouldve been ova for her, puttin it AAAAAAAALLL the way in

Muwhahaha a toothbrush xD!

hahaahahaahahahahahaahaha that's hilarious