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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
deeznutzismine 0
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
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njdevs0887 0
I'll give her the deep feeling that she always wanted bang bang in the train
r_K3LY_pisN_0N_u 0
By any chance is this same electric toothbrush on sale on eBay?
chabris16 0
how old is ur sister? n ya i woulda beat her up n bought a new tooth brush
xxwtfwasthatxx 0
what if u didnt catch her walking outa her room?
lilkim_fml 0
This was the first FML I read ever:)
joiwalker 0
most deft it's soo funny but sad..ish(:
squirrels_FTW 3
that's ******* disgusting.....
xoxolovemexoxo 0
ew you perv
slientwhisper 0
cool, did you smell it?
earnie123 0
lol I feel ur pain