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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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zerox1134 0

dude.... can i borrow that?

The question is how many times has she been doing thatÉ

"Ahh, that explains the mouth herpes..." seriously, I wouldn't brush with that... and make sure she hadn't used it before anyways.

beware of all vibrating objects, especially ones for oral use

grosssss D:

Your toothbrush may never be the same :D YDI for leaving the house :)

dude thats nasty.

damn that sucks. sounds like some shit my sister would pull...

ahahaha u should use it! lmao