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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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tbh. They really do the trick.

Fuckk that's nasty. Get a vibrator :p

EEEW!!!! Get a vibrator for her birthday so she'll be writing an FML xD

ashleey_fml 0

well actually you're kind of lucky you saw her come out with it ..... or you wouldnt have known about it and used it after ... sick !

OH no! I have an electric toothbrush AND a sister! O_O

spray some pepper on it the nxt time til she uses it

ew ew ew that suxs ass id get a new one

freaking gross dude!!!

Group of friends and I decided to have a reenactment with a twist of this FML http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKG67qKdyIE JoyGasmFilms Presents ToothBrush

devilcurls6981 0

ewww tell her to get her own ******* tooth brush