Today, I have really painful pimples on my upper lip. I'm a professional trombonist, and every note causes excruciating pain. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have what is probably a cold sore on my upper lip. I also have a mustache, which keeps rubbing against it. Because of this, no matter what I do, it stings. The next few days are fixing to be very, very long and miserable. FML
Today, on this edition of me getting pimples in painful or uncomfortable places, I got a huge one on the side of my neck. I never thought that simply turning my head would be such a horrendously painful task. Also, the afflicted area of my neck suddenly itches like crazy. FML
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Today, I have a massive pimple right next to my eye. I can't even blink without hurting myself. There's also one on my thigh, so I can't move or sit down without hurting myself. And there's one below my armpit, so I can't move my arms without hurting myself. All I can say is, "Why me?" FML
Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
Today, I have a zit on the edge of my nostril, along with severe allergies. I can no longer tell if my tears are from pain or hay fever. FML
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Top comments
nekkis 19
well that... blows
Queen_bee1234 21
Sounds like you are in a zitty situation. Please don't kill me.
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Comments (108)
amkaye1017 3
Eesh. As a former trombonist I know how you feel.
Mii99 16
I know how it feels bro
jtk1946 5
You could have just said " I am a professional trombonist. FML."
DalekBubbles 18
We all have our talents; OP, trombone; you, complete and total idiocy; and I, not Halo. Let us learn not to judge each other by them nor insult one another for them.
phoneaddict13 29
oh the irony!
xTwinkies1 14
try applying half a lemon with honey leave it for about 10-20 minutes, it helps
mikebanker 2
Just pop em
lunadaisy12 16
The perks of being a brass player lol
catharsis5 9
Maybe your mouthpiece has a lot of bacteria and it needs to be replaced/cleaned? I wear makeup often and I know I need to clean the brushes when zits appear.
momac86 17
Ew gross when is the last time you cleaned that mouthpiece... Bacteria much?
Macherni 5
Are the zits from playing a rusty trombone? If so I don't think those are zits.