Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML
Today, I reached a total of three doctors, one therapist, one psychiatrist, and five prescribed medications, all because my body refuses to let me sleep. FML
Today, I have to wake up in 3 hours for work, the medicine that should've made me sleep 8 hours straight failed and I woke up an hour later, not being able to sleep anymore. FML
Today, I was finally diagnosed with insomnia. The trouble is, because of my physical disability, I also have diagnosed chronic fatigue. Barely can stay awake during the day, can't sleep at night. FML
Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML
Today, after countless nights of no sleep and only some spontaneous naps, I was finally seeing a sleeping doctor to analyze the problem. I missed the appointment because I ended up sleeping through my alarm after not being able to sleep at all last night. FML
Today, I can't sleep. I don't know what's crazier, the fact that I have been lying in bed, staring at the ceiling for about 5 hours, or that I have been asking my cat for advice. FML
Today, I found out that the mice infestations I've been fighting for the last two weeks was actually a recurring series of tactile/visual/auditory hallucinations, a side effect of a normal, prescribed, dosage of ADHD meds. FML
Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML
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spikedrummer49 6
Ride the llama to the pharmacy! Or across a rainbow and have a grand adventure!
Ugi 27
Have you considered that perhaps there really is a llama in your room?
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Comments (202)
harkerk87 3
I've heard marijuana makes u sleep I personally have never tried It but who knows
KiddNYC1O 22
Some make you laugh and giggle for hours...
Heinousness 0
I feel so left out since I haven't seen it. : |
mdavenport6 4
Medical condition? It's called cocaine.
auzz1_pride 9
reading this FML made me want to watch emperors new groove, while I'm baked.
ddddddddg 9
I see no problem with that :D
shelikeslurpee 0
By far the best fml I've ever read. It has both misery and llamas.
Turbolag25 7
Oh no!! It's an ALPACAlypse!
emoteddylion 5
If the lama is wearing a hat just run!
whattheforkdude 0
LOL. Llamas with hats.
kickuwithmyfist 1
I didn't sleep for a week and my gf found me in the middle of the night staring at a wall lol! Lack of sleep is the best drug!!! Yay!!!
gigi9223 0
Smoke some weed...lol