Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to politely request that my floormate not blast heavy metal music at 4 a.m. His response? "It’s the weekend," followed by him slamming the door in my face and turning the music up. I work weekends. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
Today, it's the third day in a row my roommate has woken me up with blasting music, after keeping me up late listening to him screaming into his Xbox headset. His kids ate the last of my food. I can't even take a shit without one of them barging in. His whole fucking family is a walking condom commercial. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
Today, because my room was cold as ice, I couldn't sleep in there, so I went to my living room. It was at that moment that I realized just how bad my tinnitus is when I don't have my fan or any other form of constant noise to drown it out. I couldn't stop focusing on it, so I remained awake all night. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
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Briiyahh 7
I would've hit them I have low tolerance for bullshit you shouldn't tolerate that
DontThumbMeDown 8
Atleast it isnt Justin Beiber.
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Comments (238)
zandalee 20
Brilliant! I like this cunning plan very much! May use this one!
shadowsorel 15
Hmm, I like the way you think! Gonna have to try that sometime.. OK! As soon as I can actually get out of bed, I'll go look for some caramel candies! Thank you, Guru!
techman_321 1
m/(*_*)m/
astoryofroses 9
^^ why are there so many lovers?
teamlucas 8
I'd say its either time to get a new roommate...or take and save all your snot tissues..wait till they leave..and go wipe them all over their pillows..ans then cough on their pillows to ensure they get sick. Then when they do get sick..do the same thing to them whilst saying "Karma's a bitch!"
nikkinurse 10
To get even, delete all the music off his phone and replace it with Justin beiber
MetalMosher665 3
Now you're going to feel better. Metal heals all
88vivera 9
I am sorry
Inapprehensible 11
It's payback time, OP. Bring out the toy Lego's...
Futacy 30
^^ im not a luvr, i don't even like his music or pay attention to him at all. I just don't get why so many people have nothing better to do with their time than criticize him.