Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to politely request that my floormate not blast heavy metal music at 4 a.m. His response? "It’s the weekend," followed by him slamming the door in my face and turning the music up. I work weekends. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
Today, it's the third day in a row my roommate has woken me up with blasting music, after keeping me up late listening to him screaming into his Xbox headset. His kids ate the last of my food. I can't even take a shit without one of them barging in. His whole fucking family is a walking condom commercial. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
Today, because my room was cold as ice, I couldn't sleep in there, so I went to my living room. It was at that moment that I realized just how bad my tinnitus is when I don't have my fan or any other form of constant noise to drown it out. I couldn't stop focusing on it, so I remained awake all night. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
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Top comments
Briiyahh 7
I would've hit them I have low tolerance for bullshit you shouldn't tolerate that
DontThumbMeDown 8
Atleast it isnt Justin Beiber.
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Comments (238)
ImTheAlpha 30
At least it's not Justin Bieber.
ImTheAlpha 30
Oops, someone already said that. I should really read the comments before commenting.
007type 26
Please.
jovizzle 8
Or making the most overused comment in the history of trolling; way to strive for that originality.
MayLisa 4
Hahahahahaha. Thats funny
supportcommand 17
Better than having a tampon stuffed in your mouth. ( previous FML )
efrainelboricua 12
With the user names I've been seeing lately it seems like people been making a profile just to post. The more the merrier
VooDooCarrie91 19
Isn't that the point? Hmm...
ironheart98 14
wow just like the fml from earlier this week, very original story there bud
PhilMcHawk 7
Metal head born and raised. The only problem I'd have with being OP is if the volume is too high, I want to preserve what hearing I have left lol I'm told that if it was time to put me down to bed when I was much younger the lullaby of choice was "Enter Sandman" by Metallica. Now my bedtime music is much much heavier haha
Tamz13 2
Love metal myself, but I feel for this dude. I can't stand being messed with when I'm sick. Especially if I'm finally getting a little precious sleep.
kimg0885 23
If you were my roommate I would wake you up How High style, with a blunt. That's a lot nicer.
PhilMcHawk 7
A beautiful blunt and Rammstein. I love it.
xoAbiox 18
Maybe a lock on your door is needed....
Tamz13 2
Bucket of water balanced on the door would be much more fun!
sarah6786 14
Lock your door!
kitkattgirl 2
A copycat from Back to the Future...lol. Though I'm not laughing at you, that's horrible. Just laughing at the thought of the flashback of that movie.