Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to politely request that my floormate not blast heavy metal music at 4 a.m. His response? "It’s the weekend," followed by him slamming the door in my face and turning the music up. I work weekends. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
Today, it's the third day in a row my roommate has woken me up with blasting music, after keeping me up late listening to him screaming into his Xbox headset. His kids ate the last of my food. I can't even take a shit without one of them barging in. His whole fucking family is a walking condom commercial. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
Today, because my room was cold as ice, I couldn't sleep in there, so I went to my living room. It was at that moment that I realized just how bad my tinnitus is when I don't have my fan or any other form of constant noise to drown it out. I couldn't stop focusing on it, so I remained awake all night. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
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Top comments
Briiyahh 7
I would've hit them I have low tolerance for bullshit you shouldn't tolerate that
DontThumbMeDown 8
Atleast it isnt Justin Beiber.
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Comments (238)
Tamz13 2
You sir, are a genius!
doglover100 29
Throw headphones at them. Just lock your door so they don't come in.
klx125cross 9
That a bunch of bullshit....OP Heavy metal is bullshit..... Just totle bullshit
mfayem 15
Your spelling is total bullshit.
baronvonstosch 0
A very welcome sound in my mind. You should thank them. Just kidding, that's a dick move.
yeongji 31
You should pretend that you have gone deaf the next time your roommate does it. Music blasting at full volume in your ear does do quite a bit of damage to your hearing.
Bekll 31
Including cause tinnitus which is a nightmare to have. Protecting your hearing is so important.
SHUTTHEFRIGUP 3
Yeah, not going to cause severe hearing damage that loud, knowing Heavy Metal.
robo_thunder 13
Goood idea! But I think having a smelly roommate who refuses to shower would be almost just as bad.
forever_born 6
Seriously Justin had nothing to do with the original comment in the first place. But to the original comment make sure he has a test the next day to!!
WatsonIsThatDood 6
Heavy metal is epic!!!
Honeydall 3
id say its time to plot ur revenge!