Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to politely request that my floormate not blast heavy metal music at 4 a.m. His response? "It’s the weekend," followed by him slamming the door in my face and turning the music up. I work weekends. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
Today, it's the third day in a row my roommate has woken me up with blasting music, after keeping me up late listening to him screaming into his Xbox headset. His kids ate the last of my food. I can't even take a shit without one of them barging in. His whole fucking family is a walking condom commercial. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
Today, because my room was cold as ice, I couldn't sleep in there, so I went to my living room. It was at that moment that I realized just how bad my tinnitus is when I don't have my fan or any other form of constant noise to drown it out. I couldn't stop focusing on it, so I remained awake all night. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
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Briiyahh 7
I would've hit them I have low tolerance for bullshit you shouldn't tolerate that
DontThumbMeDown 8
Atleast it isnt Justin Beiber.
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Comments (238)
Countryrose0524 7
You should Dick slap him while he sleeps!!! How do you like them apples, BITCH!!
Futacy 30
you are really scaring me right now D: . plz tell me youre joking.
metal4life762 5
Ydi for not appreciating metal!
THE_A_TEEN 28
You missed the part when " my roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume." But hey, if waking up to heavy metal on full volume every morning is normal to you, i'm not judging.
astoryofroses 9
*lover. and if you didn't you wouldn't have paid attention to my comment
astoryofroses 9
and since I'm on FML I clearly have nothing better to do anyway so why not
EmoRockChic 11
This idea is genius. I may try this. Guru you're a super genius
Futacy 30
a) I spelled it that way on purpose. b) human compassion doesn't make me a lover and if it does, so be it. c) i meant that i dont pay attention to news/gossip about JB, words about famous people and current events catch my eye quickly, same as most other humans in this world. d) you were probably expecting me to say something here... thats a downer.
naduskalove 3
My opinion is that u should do ur roommate the same thing!! An eye for an eye!!
fuzz97 23
Making fun of Biebs is pitifully unfunny and outdated. Anyone who does so at this point is bad, and they should FEEL bad
Futacy 30
141- exactly my point until your second sentence (creepy nickname for him though).
fuzz97 23
I guess, but don't mistake me calling him "Biebs" for me being a fan or anything. He's pretty talented, but musically it's not at all what I'm into.