Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to politely request that my floormate not blast heavy metal music at 4 a.m. His response? "It’s the weekend," followed by him slamming the door in my face and turning the music up. I work weekends. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
Today, it's the third day in a row my roommate has woken me up with blasting music, after keeping me up late listening to him screaming into his Xbox headset. His kids ate the last of my food. I can't even take a shit without one of them barging in. His whole fucking family is a walking condom commercial. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
Today, because my room was cold as ice, I couldn't sleep in there, so I went to my living room. It was at that moment that I realized just how bad my tinnitus is when I don't have my fan or any other form of constant noise to drown it out. I couldn't stop focusing on it, so I remained awake all night. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
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Briiyahh 7
I would've hit them I have low tolerance for bullshit you shouldn't tolerate that
DontThumbMeDown 8
Atleast it isnt Justin Beiber.
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Comments (238)
Mahtari 19
I see no problem. If I had a roommate who did that, I'd just do it back.
Futacy 30
Unfortunately, OP has a cold, so he/she will be more vulnerable and in bed much longer than his/her roommate.
Enslaved 38
I would love to have your roommate because that's my type of music but if it's not yours. . . Your mate needs a nut check!
keven501 12
I'd throw a wet cat on them in the morning
Disobey_fml 13
Buy a airhorn and get a low table.
TheDrifter 24
Why use a table? just crouch naked over his face and take video for the internet. Guaranteed viral hit.
GothicAngel17 24
104- That sounds painful for the guy crouching over him...
KiddNYC1O 22
Or a Vuvuzela...
j_cat187 20
I prefer the farting with baby powder prank. Give that bastard pink eye.
usernamehere556 11
Reminds me of Back to the Future. haha
Enslaved 38
Damn! You beat me to it by 2 minutes! :P
trqskq 14
You should hit him with a piece of heavy metal. If he likes the sound of it, he should like the feel of it striking his face.
RabidLimaBeans 16
Since that theory makes any kind of sense
trqskq 14
Your comment makes no sense.
Dblocker 18
Now that's taking the term "metalhead" to the next level!
honeybadgerDG2S 2
Punch him in the fa e while he is sleeping
Enslaved 38
Did he play "Van Halen"? "Back to the Future" flashback!
baronvonstosch 0
Van halen isn't heavy metal Hard rock, yes Metal, no. Pantera is metal
Enslaved 38
"Van Halen's" music was played in that movie scene. Ummm. . . "Eddie" Van Halen to be precise. :P That's why I said them(:
sbuxsux11 8
pantera is definitely metal compared to van halen! damn i miss pantera
007type 26
Get well soon, OP. Them kick some ass.
007type 26
*then
j_cat187 20
Kick ass soon op you will hmm?
Turtle_rebellion 10
I'm guessing it was around this time that you "reacted out of instinct" and beat the shit out of him?