Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML
Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML
Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
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Top comments
abudali911 3
Ydi for laying all those games
npk88 0
please get some help!
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Comments (184)
DavidMcgrady1216 0
haahhahaah... man that is some funny shit... -Dude, I'm not gonna sit here and cus at you for doing something like that but i got t3 things to say.. 1. You gotta have some nuts to admit something like this so good for you 2. that is the worst way to spend $50 i've ever heard of 3. $50 worth of weed would give you so much more fun than farmville or some shit..
bigdong12incher 0
DIE!
Hockeylover87_71 0
you are the coolest kid I know
Lillies98 0
ydi for not taking your laptop with you on vacation and for thinking it's that serious... dumbass
fmlurlife 0
you totally deserve it. but your life is also pretty ******. im sorry
tb649b 0
people need to stop living in gface book world!
hapylordofdeath9 0
you got yourself into this one
santos20 0
wow...I don't know what's more sad...the fact that you play those games or worrying about them when your going on a vacation...that's just ridiculous and lame...figure it out
rends 0
no life alert
MissPriss1609 0
Wow. What a loser.