Today, I had two 100's and two singles in my wallet. The two 100's was for my electric bill and the two singles were for the bus. Once I got off the bus and to the electric company, I noticed only my singles were there. Turns out I paid the bus driver $200. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after rushing to the bus stop and frantically boarding at the last possible second, I realized that I didn't pay my fare with a single, but a twenty. FML
Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until I realised someone had stolen my new £700 phone while I was talking to the driver. FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML
Today, I was running late for work and sprinted to catch the bus. As I got on, panting heavily, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. The driver gave me a pity look and let me ride for free. I thanked him and sat down, only to discover I was on the wrong bus, heading in the opposite direction. FML
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jrsl 2
This is why in Canada we have Loonies and Toonies (;
dancer_is_hawt 3
I still don't understand why people blindly reach into their wallets and give people money without checking. That's a stupid move.
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Comments (127)
EricaCookies 0
...in america
helloS_fml 0
Obviously fake because what would happen; let's run this through. 1.He pays $2 for the bus to the electric company. 2. He pays $200 to the electric company. 3. ????. 4. Home. Scenario fail
mightymart 5
why the hell woul you carry 200$ with you, and why dont you pay by mail or Internet?! do you live in the Woods?!!
Firebrand_fml 0
Damn right! I thought online banking is the standard for paying bills nowadays..
thebeachhh 0
maybe look at what your handing the bus driver next time hahaha
jkb7 0
you're a damn fool
Elixa 0
Your obviously not responsible enough to handle your money. What are you gonna do when or if you wanna start a family? I feel sorry for your poor children. And I mean "poor" if you keep this up!
mightymart 5
wow could you be more melodramatic? lol one mistake doesnt mean he'll beat his children and their lunch money for booze later! chill out
Elixa 0
it's obvious that I'm dramatizing the possible outcome to some degree. However these thing all start with a little crack in the sidewalk, until it starts to spread, then eventually turn into a giant sinkhole you can't get out of. So I feel I'm doing op a favor by kicking their ass into shape now! lol
77taylah33 0
thats probably why in Australia we have dollar and 2 dollar coins and also notes
canadian_ftw 8
you can't just take 30 seconds of your time and do a quick-check to see if your giving the bus driver the right bill?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Forgive the aside, but you are quite cute. :) You remind me of Peggy Olsen on Mad Men.
darkxlight 0
Ppfft not all americans are so stupid,i put my large bills in my wallt regular and fold the singles in half so i wnt get it mixed up,and i happen to notice the number 100 and the number 1 look way diffrent.so idk if u sud state americans r stupid just cuz one idiot cant go through life without making the dumbest mistakes.so ydi for being careless
DocBastard 40
You just happened to notice that a 1 and a 100 look way different? Really? Wow, way to prove that Americans are smart! USA! USA! USA!
caits13 0
35- WIN
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yeah, pendatic, I'm thinking Uncle Sam doesn't want people like this fighting his battles. I'm going to hide my papers until this blows over.
dancer_is_hawt 3
I still don't understand why people blindly reach into their wallets and give people money without checking. That's a stupid move.