Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML
Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Today, 5 minutes before I had to leave for school, my friends convinced me it was "pajama day" at school. I showed up in slippers and Sponge Bob pajamas. My school wouldn't let me go home to change. FML
Steady as she goes
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Frozen
Today, thanks to a wonderful -40°F wind chill (I'm in the Midwest), I woke up this morning to a freezing cold house. I had to wear my shoes, a coat, and gloves. Indoors. For the whole morning and most of the afternoon. FML
Stylist
Today, I got home, stripped down to my underwear, and laid on the couch. The cat came up, then started meowing loudly at me and bit my sides and legs until I put on sweats and a t-shirt. I now have a cat-enforced dress code. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Check this out
Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML
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JacksonCampbell 9
How'd that work out for you?
EmoGiana 0
I just wanna know why. :)
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Comments (336)
hpnerdy 2
I bet you looked like a wizard :-p
JustARandomGuy95 1
The walk of shame.
XXizzlerXX 0
atleast it's comfortable
tangyterp83 0
wow, that's the "walk of shame" from hell!
lmfaoooooooooo 4
SNUGGIES!!!!!!!
LK212 0
where you're clothes. let hope it wasn't one of those type of night
MusicNinja95 0
And.... How is this an FML?
sdmarti 0
thats wut u get 4 wearing a snuggie in da first place
RileyL29 0
You left the house WITH your snuggie?
StealthyChicken 2
this reminds me of a time in key west when one of my former marine friends got too drunk and woke up in a hotel closet naked. he had to steal a towel and walk 3 miles back to base.