Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML
Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Today, 5 minutes before I had to leave for school, my friends convinced me it was "pajama day" at school. I showed up in slippers and Sponge Bob pajamas. My school wouldn't let me go home to change. FML
Steady as she goes
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Frozen
Today, thanks to a wonderful -40°F wind chill (I'm in the Midwest), I woke up this morning to a freezing cold house. I had to wear my shoes, a coat, and gloves. Indoors. For the whole morning and most of the afternoon. FML
Stylist
Today, I got home, stripped down to my underwear, and laid on the couch. The cat came up, then started meowing loudly at me and bit my sides and legs until I put on sweats and a t-shirt. I now have a cat-enforced dress code. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Check this out
Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML
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JacksonCampbell 9
How'd that work out for you?
EmoGiana 0
I just wanna know why. :)
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Comments (336)
kalbrek009 20
that's what you get for owning a wtf blanket, but seriously ....why were you wearing a wtf blanket outside & elsewhere from home??? those things should be outlawed...they're just bassackward robes...I mean ass backward robes...or blankets with sleeves...:€
40ozRockstar 2
now thats a walk of shame!
EvanM2894 1
I'd take that over walking in this heat...
sport_trac 0
were u naked, r u hot
UrLyfSuxx 0
can I ask why?
Sheebaby187 0
Why did you get robbed or mugged watever
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
Crazy night at your boyfriend's?
jay1010 0
uhhh y
pfx2_fml 15
are you a chick or a dude
onefinemess 11
not sure how you wound up with nothing but you snuggie but my mom makes them every year out of furry stuff. I am suggesting to her she add belt loops and a belt next we talk.